d./w. Steve Lawson; p. Jonathon Sothcott, Richard Watts-Joyce; cast: Shane Taylor, Janine Nerissa Sothcott, Rula Lenska, Denise Moreno, Jay Sutherland, Steven Dolton
Mitch and Diane, an Anglo-American couple with a baby on the way, move into a house inherited from Mitch’s creepy uncle, despite the disapproval of his fundamentalist Christian mother. Old ‘Kirlian’ photographs inspire Mitch to rescue his long-incarcerated sister from an asylum. The actual ‘aura’ schtick is somewhat underused and largely incidental to what is, rather, a commendably solid tale of demonic possession – bolstered by a great turn from Lenska as a psychic trying to dispel the evil presence. For the first product from his Hereford Horror label, Sothcott offered capable microbudget helmer Lawson (Hellriser, Killersaurus – but not Dead Cert) a step up the budget ladder. Lawson still uses his restrictions well, with limited cast and locations, but better actors and an actual crew (and a set that isn’t a Loughborough lock-up!) allow him to concentrate on fluid camera-work and smooth performances. Moreno is particularly creepy as the sister. Lawson regular Dolton plays the uncle in a prologue. Shot in the USA in December 2017. Sothcott and Lawson swiftly reteamed for Pentagram.
Wednesday, 8 August 2018
Tuesday, 7 August 2018
Apocalyptic Horror
d./w./p. Mike Tack; cast: Keith Eyles, Darren Steer, Richard Nock, Clive Ashenden, Kyle Parke, Neil Martin, Louise Tack, Geoff Brotherton, Ryan Parke, Adam Rabbit, Sam Hall, Darran Duglan
Don’t expect zombies in this impressive flatpack anthology – the title references Tack’s production company, Apocalyptic Conservatory Studios. The first of seven shorts is the weakest: eight minutes of torture porn with a weak gag pay-off. Then a customer takes violent revenge on a dodgy car salesman; a Government minister is a literal demon; and a scarecrow avenges an old man, killed on his allotment. Story 5 is an impressive expansion of no.2, revising our sympathies and featuring some startling gangster violence. This is followed by an honest-to-goodness werewolf western (partly shot on a Colorado dude ranch) and finally a documentary about a horror cosplayer. Each short has full credits; copyrights range 2013-2016 and running times 4-16 minutes. Production values are remarkably high, especially in the western tale which features steam trains and horses, and Tack’s rep company are all solidly capable. But it’s Tim Richards’ top-notch gore effects which really stand out, giving this an enjoyably nasty 1980s vibe at times.
Don’t expect zombies in this impressive flatpack anthology – the title references Tack’s production company, Apocalyptic Conservatory Studios. The first of seven shorts is the weakest: eight minutes of torture porn with a weak gag pay-off. Then a customer takes violent revenge on a dodgy car salesman; a Government minister is a literal demon; and a scarecrow avenges an old man, killed on his allotment. Story 5 is an impressive expansion of no.2, revising our sympathies and featuring some startling gangster violence. This is followed by an honest-to-goodness werewolf western (partly shot on a Colorado dude ranch) and finally a documentary about a horror cosplayer. Each short has full credits; copyrights range 2013-2016 and running times 4-16 minutes. Production values are remarkably high, especially in the western tale which features steam trains and horses, and Tack’s rep company are all solidly capable. But it’s Tim Richards’ top-notch gore effects which really stand out, giving this an enjoyably nasty 1980s vibe at times.
Sunday, 15 July 2018
It Lives
d./w./p. Richard Mundy; cast: Andrew Kinsler, Peter McCrohon
This terrific psychological horror/sci-fi feature about an
isolated man interacting with a creepy AI brings to mind the more unsettling
parts of 2001. In 2024, Roy is a lone technician managing a nuclear bunker in
readiness for the arrival of selected individuals when needed. His only
companion is Arthur, a computer that passes the Turing Test in its text screen
conversations (avoiding a cheesy voice was an excellent decision). When the balloon
goes up and no-one arrives before the doors lock, Roy finds himself trapped
with an apparently sentient Arthur and some unexplained events. Paranoia
understandably sets in: is he losing his mind, or not alone, or being manipulated by an electronic monster? Perhaps the whole ‘bunker’ scenario is fake and
he’s just some psychological lab rat. Kinsler delivers a blistering,
award-worthy solo performance, accentuated by great sets/locations (I recognised
the Gosport Submarine Museum!) and Nick Barker’s cracking photography. Shot
over three and a half years, this premiered at the BIFF in May 2016 under its
original title Twenty Twenty-Four. The new title has major relevance and
anyway, there are already two British horror films called The Bunker…
Tuesday, 10 July 2018
Football horror 2: Sphere of Fear
d./w./p. John Mitchell; cast: Chris Ball Hero, Ann Maddern, Ben Carroll, Kung Fu Tony, Hugh Pincott, Spooky Lee Norton, Jonathan Lea, Warren Baker, Chris Woodward, Louis Thomsen
There’s a real Attack of the Killer Tomatoes vibe to the straight-faced silliness of this amateur comedy about a demonic football… which sadly squanders whatever naïve charm it can muster by running a soul-sapping 135 minutes. Some Satanists curse a football which keeps landing in their garden and it then goes on a killing spree. Loser Dylan sets out to destroy the ball after being visited by the ghost of his brother, one of the first victims. He is helped by a goth chick (the only decent actor) and hindered by a camo-clad hunter (two planks of wood). Day/night continuity is just something that happens to other films apparently, but the ball’s animation – throwing/rolling it from offscreen plus judicious editing – works surprisingly well, and a few moments are genuinely funny (“Now stop wanking and avenge my death.”). Shot around Plymouth over six years for £300, this screened at a festival in New York in June 2014.
There’s a real Attack of the Killer Tomatoes vibe to the straight-faced silliness of this amateur comedy about a demonic football… which sadly squanders whatever naïve charm it can muster by running a soul-sapping 135 minutes. Some Satanists curse a football which keeps landing in their garden and it then goes on a killing spree. Loser Dylan sets out to destroy the ball after being visited by the ghost of his brother, one of the first victims. He is helped by a goth chick (the only decent actor) and hindered by a camo-clad hunter (two planks of wood). Day/night continuity is just something that happens to other films apparently, but the ball’s animation – throwing/rolling it from offscreen plus judicious editing – works surprisingly well, and a few moments are genuinely funny (“Now stop wanking and avenge my death.”). Shot around Plymouth over six years for £300, this screened at a festival in New York in June 2014.
Monday, 9 July 2018
Football Horror 1: Kick
d./w. Marcus Warren;
p. Nick Hocart; cast: Daniel Bayle, Rik Young, Richard Strange, Pete Lee
Wilson, Kellie Shirley, Steve Lorrigan
Two friends find themselves locked
in a building overnight with a deadly killer. This film’s unique take on that
well-worn premise is that the building is a Premier League football stadium,
where Dan and Steve took part in an unauthorised fan match orchestrated by a
corrupt security guard. When they’re not out by ten, they
find doors locked, corridors unlit and a couple of dead bodies that leave them
in no doubt they’re in danger. Remarkably, this accurate take on the
British passion for soccer was written and directed by an American. Young is
particularly good as Dan, a dirty player on the pitch who can’t be relied on
off it. Commendably taut at just 76 minutes, this doesn’t overstay its welcome,
nor does it feel the need to explain everything. Filmed
in 2012 at the homes of Doncaster and Leyton Orient, with some exteriors at
Arsenal’s Emirates Stadium, Kick
premiered at a film festival in Florida one week before its German release. It
remains inexplicably unavailable in the UK.
Thursday, 5 July 2018
The Demonic Tapes 2: The Doll
d./w. Richard
Mansfield; p. Richard Mansfield, Daniel Mansfield; cast: Jennie Fox, Darren
Munn, Daniel Mansfield
Mansfield Dark rides the current ‘creepy doll’ wave with this
unnerving James-ian ghost story which, if anything, suffers slightly from
under-using its off-the-shelf creepy doll. Single mum Rose, enjoying a week of
solitude while the kids are with their dad, discovers a Walkman and some
cassettes in her cellar which prove to be recordings of a psychologist
interviewing a possessed child. There are two spirits at work, ‘Socks’ and ‘Mr
Sheets’, although the story is unclear about their relationship. Fox is
terrific in the lead role, her long hair and wide eyes evoking memories of
1970s horror victims, not least Shelley Duval in The Shining. Mansfield Dark regular Munn is the handsome young
vicar who helps her; we’re left to wonder whether the sexual tension between
the two has contributed to the supernatural situation. As usual, Richard Mansfield
wrings fear from simple effects: a door opening, a duvet lifting, an indistinct
figure in a white sheet. Originally released in February 2018 as The Demonic Doll, this shares a basic premise and location with Mansfield Dark's most successful movie so was retitled as an ersatz sequel in June.
Thursday, 21 June 2018
Mrs Wiltshire
d./w. Neil Morris, Gary Smart; p. Neil Morris, Gary Smart, Christopher
Griffiths, Stuart Conran; cast: Doris MF Bohnam, Bruce Jones, Stanley Rawlings,
Simon Bamford, Ray Skeemer
In 2017 Gary Smart, creator of books and documentaries on various
1980s horror classics, began making narrative films under the banner ‘Dark
Ditties’. The Offer, a 48-minute sub-feature reuniting several Hellraiser cast
including Bamford and Jones, was followed by this extraordinarily powerful social/supernatural
horror. It’s essentially an extended monologue by an old lady, clearly
suffering from dementia so that we’re never certain how much of what she
experiences is real. Over the course of 65 expertly-judged minutes, we learn
about her husband and what he did to her, and to their two children. Her son
pleads with her to leave the house full of bad memories while her husband’s
angry ghost bullies her into staying. Northern lower middle class pride melds
with twisted supernatural fear in a superb production that feels like John
Carpenter directing an Alan Bennett script. Terrific prosthetics by make-up
legend Conran are the finishing touch on what is actually an important film
about domestic abuse. Sit through the credits for a surprise. Finders Keepers
will be next.
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